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I tend not to describe myself as I'm never very complimentary as I think going on about how great you are is just vanity and arrogance and after all if we were that great we wouldn't be single..trawling the net begging for a bit... My friends would say I am generous, caring, funny, intelligent and more than a bit crazy.. Others would say I'm an emotionally unstable fat lazy cow with an awful temper.....They're both right...I'm quite impulsive/spontaneous, into music, theatre, reading, deep philosophical conversations (like why is belly button fluff only a male phenomenon and why is it always blue) and anything kind of (I hate the word but) "alternative" I have tatoos and piercings...Oh and I lied... I don't have any friends.

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Appearance

EthnicityOther
National heritageIrish
BuildBBW/BHM
Height170 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorOther
Hair LengthShoulder length
Body ArtBelly button ring, Visible tattoo, Other piercings
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSeparated
Has childrenTwo
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusHomemaker
Job Titlegeneral lackey

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsGAME OF THRONES, the walking dead, twin peaks, orange is the new black......
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
Favorite moviesI don't have all day I was a film student nuff said
Music typesI'm a recording artist
Favorite artiststoo eclectic to mention
Reading selectionFantasy, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious
Favorite booksI'm a huge Terry Pratchett fan.
Idea of fundoing whatever i later will think, well that seemed like a good idea at the time.. Usually while exploring places no one should go.alone.in the dark
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Religion, spirituality, Theater, Camping, Playing cards, Computers

Personality

Social behaviorStrange
Friends describe asTroublemaker
In High School I was a(n)Class clown
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Trying new things, Relaxing, Clubbing / bars, Reading a book, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, Going to a concert
Always wanted to trysky diving

Views

Political viewsSocialist
ReligionOther
Goal in lifeto be happy

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerthe usual attributes one would ascribe to a dog, fun, outdoorsy, affectionate, honest, reliable and loyal
On the first dateMe nothing why what have you got planned?